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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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