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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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