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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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