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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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