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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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