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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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