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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Poppy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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