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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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