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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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