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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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