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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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