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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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