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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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