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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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