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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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