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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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