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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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