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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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