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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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