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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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