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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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