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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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