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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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