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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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