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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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