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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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