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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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