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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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