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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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