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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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