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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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