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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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