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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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