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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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