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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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