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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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