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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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