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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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