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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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