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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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