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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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