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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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