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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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