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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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