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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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