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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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