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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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