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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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