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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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