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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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