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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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