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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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