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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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