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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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