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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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