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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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