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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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