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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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