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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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