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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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