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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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