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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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