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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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