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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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