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Pet death

My aunt Carol had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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